i think instead of the woman taking her husband’s name when they get married or doing the hyphenated thing
couples should just smash their last names together
so like if a Smith married a Grabowski you could be Smabowski or Grabith or Grasmithski
and then as the generations go on the names just get more and more ridiculous
why aren’t we doing this
Genuinely what my friend Elsie’s parent’s did
I tried to talk my husband into doing that. He was Muir and I was Olson. Muirson wouldn’t be so bad, right? Or Molson. No, wait, that’s beer.